Tale of the Irish Sausage.

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    Tale of the Irish Sausage


    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't

    have a lot of money between them, they could only

    raise the staggering sum of one Euro.


    Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea."


    He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out

    with one large sausage.


    Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any

    money left at all!"


    Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."


    He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two

    pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.


    Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much

    trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!"


    Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a

    plan, Cheers!"


    They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick

    the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees

    and put it in your mouth."


    The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them



    They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and

    more drunk, all for free.


    At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I

    can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are

    killin' me!"


    Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the

    sausage in the third pub".

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