Anne B

Good on Ya Girl ! (a joke for the girls)

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    I was sent this joke today, thought it quite funny.........:biglaugh:

     

     

    There are female jokes and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.

     

    I offer it to you in the hopes

    that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it!

    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends whenSteven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

     

    This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00.. on one condition..."

     

    Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

     

    The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....

     

     

     

    "Clean my house."

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    Not going to happen..................:P:p:p:cute:

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    Wife comes home late at night

    and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

     

    From under the blanket

    she sees four legs instead of two!

     

    She reaches for a baseball bat

    and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

     

    Once she's done,

    ... she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

     

    As she enters,

    she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :S

     

    "hi darling", he says,

    "your parents have come to visit us,

    so I let them stay in our bedroom.

    Hope you have said hello to them

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