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Guts and balls...........

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    There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard

    about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the

    difference between them?

     

    In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

     

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being

    met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you

    still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

     

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling

    of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on

    the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

     

     

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

     

    Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

     

    Both result in death

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    :biglaugh::biglaugh:

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    Guest nigelwillis

    :biglaugh:Thanks that made me laugh im sitting here in Kent today mid summer again looking out of the window and its pouring down grey and miserable but that joke brought a smile to my face

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