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An Aussie love poem

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    [TD=width: 100%]Who said Australian blokes aren't romantic??

     

     

    An Australian Love Poem

    Of course I love ya darlin

    You're a bloody top-notch bird

    And when I say you're gorgeous

    I mean every single word

    So ya bum is on the big side

    I don't mind a bit of flab

    It means that when I'm ready

    There's somethin there to grab

    So your belly isn't flat no more

    I tell ya, I don't care

    So long as when I cuddle ya

    I can get my arms round there

    No sheila who is your age

    Has nice round perky breasts

    They just gave in to gravity

    But I know ya did ya best

    I'm tellin' ya the truth now

    I never tell ya lies

    I think it’s very sexy

    That you've got dimples on ya thighs

    I swear on me nanna's grave now

    The moment that we met

    I thought you was as good as

    I was ever gonna get

    No matter what u look like

    I'll always love ya dear

    Now shut up while the cricket’s on

    And fetch another beer[/TD]

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