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Cattle ranching in Oz..........

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    A Texan visiting Australia was talking to a cattle ranch owner. "You got a

    nice ranch here," he said, "but mine in Texas is much bigger."

     

    He looked at one of the breeding bulls and commented, "That's a nice looking

    little bull, there, but ours are much bigger."

     

    Just then, a couple of kangaroos hopped across the road and the Texan

    exclaimed, "God'a'mighty, what in hell were those?. The Ozzie asked, "Don't

    you have grasshoppers in Texas?"

     

    I know,it's bad................. I'll get my coat.........

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