Guest katsmajic

funny......

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    Guest katsmajic

    Just imagine...

    **If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Qantas one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.*

    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminium cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00*

    *Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.*

    *A recent study found that the average Aussie walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 Gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Aussies get about 41 miles to the gallon!*

    *Makes you damned proud to be an Aussie!*

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    Guest ozdreamsa

    The more I am researching, the more I am liking the of me living in oz.

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