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a barbie joke or two

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    While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast , I suddenly heard a loud thud .

    Running in , I found her on the floor DEAD !

    Panicking in a blind frenzy I had no idea wot to do .

    Then I remembered ,,,,

    Ikeas do a cheap brekkie


    My mate told me he's thinking of divorcing his wife coz she hasn't spoken to him in 4 months .

    I told him to think it over very carefully because ,,,

    Women like that are very hard to find !


    My mate hired an eastern european cleaner , it took her all day to hoover the lounge .

    Turns out she's a Slovak !



    One of the seven dwarfs was arrested the other day for having sex with a giraffe .

    Apparently the other 6 put him up to it !


    If sex amongst 3 people is called a threesome & sex amongst 2 people is called a twosome .

    I now understand why they call you Handsome !



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    Bruce was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.


    He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess."


    "There's no need to, " she replied. "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I've rooted your sister, your best mate, her best mate, and your mother!"


    "I know," she replied, " now just rest and let the poison do its work."


    LC ;)

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