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    The Talking Centipede

     

     

    A single guy decided life would be more fun

    if he had a pet.

     

     

     

    So he went to the pet store

    and told the owner

    that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

     

     

     

    After some discussion,

    he finally bought a talking centipede,

    (100-legged bug),

    which came in a little white box

    to use for his house.

     

     

     

    He took the box back home,

    found a good spot for the box,

    and decided he would start off

    by taking his new pet

    to church with him.

     

     

     

    So he asked the centipede

    in the box,

    "Would you like to go

    to church with me today?

    We will have a good time."

     

     

     

    But there was no answer

    from his new pet.

     

     

     

    This bothered him a bit,

    but he waited a few minutes

    and then asked again,

    "How about going

    to church with me

    and receive blessings?"

     

     

     

    But again,

    there was no answer

    from his new friend and pet.

    So he waited

    a few minutes more,

    thinking about the situation.

     

     

     

    The guy decided

    to invite the centipede

    one last time.

     

     

     

    This time he

    put his face up against

    the centipede's house and shouted,

    "Hey, in there!

    Would you like to go

    to

    church with me

    and learn about God?"

    .....

    you are going to love this.....

     

     

    This time,

    a little voice

    came out of the box,

    "I heard you the first time!

     

    I'm putting my shoes on!"

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    The Talking Centipede

     

     

    A single guy decided life would be more fun

    if he had a pet.

     

     

     

    So he went to the pet store

    and told the owner

    that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

     

     

     

    After some discussion,

    he finally bought a talking centipede,

    (100-legged bug),

    which came in a little white box

    to use for his house.

     

     

     

    He took the box back home,

    found a good spot for the box,

    and decided he would start off

    by taking his new pet

    to church with him.

     

     

     

    So he asked the centipede

    in the box,

    "Would you like to go

    to church with me today?

    We will have a good time."

     

     

     

    But there was no answer

    from his new pet.

     

     

     

    This bothered him a bit,

    but he waited a few minutes

    and then asked again,

    "How about going

    to church with me

    and receive blessings?"

     

     

     

    But again,

    there was no answer

    from his new friend and pet.

    So he waited

    a few minutes more,

    thinking about the situation.

     

     

     

    The guy decided

    to invite the centipede

    one last time.

     

     

     

    This timehe

    put his face up against

    the centipede's house and shouted,

    "Hey, in there!

    Would you like to go

    to

    church with meand learn about God?"

    .....

    you are going to love this.....

     

     

    This time,

    a little voicecame out of the box,

    "I heard you the first time!

     

    I'm putting my shoes on!"

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