Australian Citizen Test 2008 - Funnny

[Guest Roo1]

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of,

> the term "died in the arse"?

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> 2. What is a "little beauty"??

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> 3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?

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> 4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos

> rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex

> and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies

> and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad

> and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."

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> 5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If

> they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and

> Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between

> flashing a brown eye and having a slash?

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> 6. Complete the following sentences:

> a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?

> b) You're going home in the back of a ?

> c) Fair crack of the ?

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> 7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss

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> 8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?

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> 9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up

> on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?

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> 10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage,

> curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein,

> chop suey or kai see min?

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> 11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?

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> 12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.

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> 13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds

> like a bloke?

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> 14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop

> and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been

> flogged from a bath full of ice?

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> 15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other

> people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?

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> 16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required

> by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?

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> 17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an

> Esky or Ugg boots?

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> 18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?

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> 19. Who would you like to crack on to?

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> 20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue"

> Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?

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> 21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or

> have a pool?

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> 22. What does "sinkin piss" at a mates joint and "getten para" mean?

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Ok, Marks out of 22?? No cheating and ringing up an Aussie!!