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Australian Citizen Test 2008 - Funnny

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    1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of,

    > the term "died in the arse"?

    > ___________________________________

    > 2. What is a "little beauty"??

    > ___________________________________

    > 3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?

    > ___________________________________

    > 4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos

    > rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex

    > and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies

    > and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad

    > and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."

    > __________________________________

    > 5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If

    > they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and

    > Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between

    > flashing a brown eye and having a slash?

    > ___________________________

    > 6. Complete the following sentences:

    > a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?

    > b) You're going home in the back of a ?

    > c) Fair crack of the ?

    > _________________________________

    > 7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss

    > __________________________________

    > 8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?

    > __________________________________

    > 9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up

    > on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?

    > __________________________________

    > 10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage,

    > curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein,

    > chop suey or kai see min?

    > __________________________________

    > 11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?

    > __________________________________

    > 12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.

    > __________________________________

    > 13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds

    > like a bloke?

    > __________________________________

    > 14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop

    > and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been

    > flogged from a bath full of ice?

    > __________________________________

    > 15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other

    > people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?

    > __________________________________

    > 16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required

    > by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?

    > __________________________________

    > 17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an

    > Esky or Ugg boots?

    > __________________________________

    > 18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?

    > __________________________________

    > 19. Who would you like to crack on to?

    > __________________________________

    > 20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue"

    > Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?

    > __________________________________

    > 21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or

    > have a pool?

    > _________________________________

    > 22. What does "sinkin piss" at a mates joint and "getten para" mean?

    > ********************

    Ok, Marks out of 22?? No cheating and ringing up an Aussie!!

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