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    funeral expenses?

     

    a man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in jerusalem .

    While they were there, the wife passed away.

    The undertaker told the husband,

    "you can have her buried here in the holy land for $150

    or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000.

    The husband thought about it and told the

    undertaker he would have her shipped back home.

    The undertaker asked him,

    "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped

    home when you could have a beautiful burial here,

    and it would only cost $150????"

    the husband replied,

    "long ago, a man died here, was buried here,

    and three days later he rose from the dead.

    i just can’t take that chance!"

     

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