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And I like my bacon crispy on a morning!!!!

 

 

 

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I have a deathwish todayI reckon. :goofy:

 

 

Thankyou to the lady that posted this up :tongue:

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And I like my bacon crispy on a morning!!!!

 

I have a deathwish todayI reckon. :goofy:

 

Thankyou to the lady that posted this up :tongue:

 

You certainly have signed your death wish :biglaugh:

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I hope dearly that that's not a euphemism relating to the 'feminine hygiene'...

 

:shocked: (can't find the "OMG I just spat out my coffee" smiley! :biglaugh:)

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:shocked: (can't find the "OMG I just spat out my coffee" smiley! :biglaugh:)

 

 

 

Genuinely I am an innocent on this. I'll have to let my imagination have a wander. Dare I ask Mrs Tyke to explain it??? Is it because I'm old?? Is it because I'm from "Ooop North", or because I now live "Darn Sarf"??

 

 

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Genuinely I am an innocent on this. I'll have to let my imagination have a wander. Dare I ask Mrs Tyke to explain it??? Is it because I'm old?? Is it because I'm from "Ooop North", or because I now live "Darn Sarf"??

 

 

:wideeyed:

 

I dare you to ask Mrs Tyke :tongue:

 

It is because you are an old, northern, now southern MAN! :biglaugh:

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:biglaugh:

for LADIES ONLY - you have been warned! Not for those with a sensitive disposition.

Hope it doesn't offend!

http://mwwah.com.au/mwwah/never-wax-your-hoo-ha-by-unknown/

 

Here is one from a mans point of view http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD?tag=lbp0a24-21 also read the comments all 898 of them, will keep you amused for a while:biglaugh:

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Another Tena moment! Must add some to my shopping list ofter that one:biglaugh:

 

Well I think we've all learnt something today...and a dash extra...

 

I am still reading those Veet Hair Removal for men reviews on Amazon...

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I know a good joke about Elton John

 

It's a little bit funny!

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My wife left me because of my obsession with fishing

 

She'll always be the one that got away

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My wife said she is leaving me because I'm always exaggerating.

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I'd just got to the petrol station when my wife phoned to tell me her mother had died from a heart attack. "You don't even seem bothered", she said, sobbing."I am" I said......"I'm filling up!" . !!!!

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My wife said she was leaving me due to my obsession with Christianity.

 

"Praise the lord

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I seen my neighbour stealing my socks off the washing line.

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THE SECRET OF A HAPPY MARRIAGE

 

A man and woman had been married for more than 65 years. They had shared

everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets

from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the

top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or

ask her about.

 

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day

the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not

recover.

 

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the

shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.

When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money

totalling $95,000.

 

He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said,

"my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never

argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep

quiet and crochet a doll."

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two

precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two

times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with

happiness.

 

"Honey," he said, "that explains the dolls, but what about all of this

money? Where did it come from?"

 

"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling dolls."

 

 

 

 

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:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

 

Love em!!!

The siiilier the better for me.

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