Guest caz and wayne

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    Guest caz and wayne

    ;)This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and

    hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .

    The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work

    and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers"yes",he or she is then asked 3 random yet

    highly personal questions.

     

    The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same =

    three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

     

    One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly

    the funiest thing you've heard yet.

     

    DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever

    heard of 'Mate Match'?"

     

    Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

     

    DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip

    to the Gold Coast if

    you win.

    What is your name? First only please."

     

    Contestant: "Brian."

     

    DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

     

    Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

     

    DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name?

    First only please."

     

    Brian: "Sara."

     

    DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

     

    Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

     

    DJ: "Stay with me here,

    Brian! Is she at work?"

     

    Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

     

    DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time

    you had sex?"

     

    Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

     

    DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

     

    Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

     

    DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

     

    Brian: "About 10 minutes."

     

    DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one

    would ever have said

    that if a trip wasn't at stake."

     

    Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

     

    DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex

    at 8 o'clock this =

    morning?

     

    Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

     

    DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

     

    Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum

    is staying with us

    for couple of weeks..."

     

    DJ: "Uh huh..."

     

    Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower

    at the time."

     

    DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

     

    Brian: "On the kitchen table."

     

    DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than

    theprevious hundred

    times I've done it.

    Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his

    wife's work number and

    call her up.

     

    You listen to this."

    [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

     

    DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?"

    (Touch

    tones.....ringing....)

     

    Clerk: "Kinkos."

     

    DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

     

    Clerk: "This is she."

     

    DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are

    live on the air right now and

    I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours

    now."

     

    Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

     

    DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.

    Brian knows not to

    give any\answers away or you'll lose.

    Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate

    Match'?"

     

    Sarah: "No."

     

    DJ: "Good!"

     

    Brian: (laughing)

     

    Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up

    to?"

     

    Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions

    honestly, okay? Be

    completely honest."

     

    DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3

    questions, Sarah. If

    your answers match Brian's answers, then the both

    of youwill be off to

    the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.

     

    Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

     

    DJ: "Alright. When did you last have

    sex, Sarah?"

     

    Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before

    Brian went to work."

     

    DJ: "What time?"

     

    Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."

     

    DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it

    last?"

     

    Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

     

    DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is

    trying to protect is

    manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You

    are one question away

    from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"

     

    Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

     

    DJ: "Where did you have it?"

     

    Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them

    that did you?"

     

    Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

     

    DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"

     

    Sarah: "Well..."

     

    DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did

    you have it?

     

    Sarah: "Up the arse....."

     

    They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he

    thought he was going to have

    a heart attack , he could not stop laughing.

    Apperently there was an unusually high call out of

    the Sydney Police

    just after this conversation , for minor traffic

    collisions.

     

     

     

     

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    Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant.......I just hope her mum wasn't listening to the show whilst having breakfast at the table!!!!!!!

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    Guest Roo1

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    Thats the funniest thing I've read in a long while! Excellent Caz!!!

     

     

     

     

     

     

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