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    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

     

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my

    husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically

    telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

     

    If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet

    paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in

    front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will

    this take?' I asked.

     

    They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I

    stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between

    my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without

    missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your bum, didn't it?'

     

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk

    again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

     

    Stupid, stupid man.

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    Guest ali

    Brave or stupid? Does it matter, no because he's paralyzed now and will be eating through a straw. Good one Tyke:biglaugh:

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