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    Polish Divorce


    A Polish man moved to Australia and married an Australian girl.


    Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.


    The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances - and asked him the following questions:


    Have you any grounds? - Yes, an... acre and half and nice little home.


    No, I meant what is the foundation of this case? - It's made of concrete.



    I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? - No, we have carport, and not need one.


    I mean, what are your relations like? - All my relations still in Poland .


    Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.


    Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her.


    Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white.

    Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me.


    What makes you think that? - I got proof.


    What kind of proof? - She going to poison me! She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:


    "Polish Remover"




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    Guest Guest5035
    Te skurwycyn!


    mmmmmm is this a triangle click....





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