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    Polish Divorce

     

    A Polish man moved to Australia and married an Australian girl.

     

    Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

     

    The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances - and asked him the following questions:

     

    Have you any grounds? - Yes, an... acre and half and nice little home.

     

    No, I meant what is the foundation of this case? - It's made of concrete.

     

     

    I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? - No, we have carport, and not need one.

     

    I mean, what are your relations like? - All my relations still in Poland .

     

    Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

     

    Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her.

     

    Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white.

    Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me.

     

    What makes you think that? - I got proof.

     

    What kind of proof? - She going to poison me! She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:

     

    "Polish Remover"

     

     

    steve:smile:

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    Te skurwycyn!

     

    mmmmmm is this a triangle click....

     

    :err:

     

    stevo

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