BillyJo

Are you sitting comfortably??.......

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    .....then I'll begin :biggrin:

     

    Thought that since we are all in the cyber "Barbie" area....then we could start writing/telling a story together?

     

    Let's create a cyber story :biggrin:

     

    Some guidance:

     

     

    • Reply to the most recent post and try to link in to the topic. Everyone will visualise something different....but the context should be generally relevant.
    • Reply with anything from 1 sentence to a maximum of 5 sentences.
    • Please keep within forum rules regarding taste and decency....but feel free to enjoy the content!
    • Please indicate the end of your contribution with some ........ dot dot dot dot dot's.....the classic cliff hanger!
    • Just go with what you feel and have fun.

    With that said.......I'll start the whole thing off.....

    Every time she looked at the shiny blank spaces on the wall she tried to regain her focus. Nobody ever questioned why she chose to. It had been......

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    Guest Claire-n-tel

    .......never really been there in there first place? but she couldn't think that way without feeling her heart spead up and her mouth go dry. She pushed the thought to the back of her mind and picked up the phone to call the police.......

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    Guest Guest75

    .................and punched in what she thought was the right digits , after eating most of the pizzas ordered she needed a trip to the...............................

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    ....chemist. With stomach churning and a thousand questions dancing in her head, she eventually managed to call the police. Wide eyed, she took in what the officer was saying to her.

    "Even if we knew you missus we would have to.......

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    Guest Claire-n-tel

    ......believe you were working for the others seeing how you have been acting, we have no other option but to.......

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    Guest Guest75

    ..........Kiss a lot of @r5e in PIA but then stepped in..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................but then stepped out .............................................................................................................................................................until ............................

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    there was a fantastic turn of events and she realised that she was the long lost descendant of.........

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    Guest Claire-n-tel

    .......amazing because she'd ingnored an email before thinking it was a mistake, but she now knew it to be true and logged onto her bank to transfer the money they needed.......

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    ... then screamed in shock as she saw the figures in front of her. Dammit! Bloody direct debits had left her with barely enough for a pint of wine in the Dog and Duck later. Nothing else for it, she'd have to........

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    Guest Claire-n-tel

    Sell something.......but what would get her the money fast?.......

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    Looking around she saw a washing machine and a garden setting, oh and a pile of unworn new clothes from some shops she'd gone to in England. Steadying her hand she typed out the ad onto a favourite forum and pressed send…..

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    Mere seconds later, her first response popped up. A canny Yorkshireman was interested in the washing machine for his wife and was interested in the hot pink kimono for himself. "Nowt so queer as folk!" she thought as she....

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    realized that it was a hoax response, she knew that there was no way a Yorkshire man spend that sort of money. There had to be a better and quicker way, but how........

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    so she gave up on the Yorkshire folk as one often does....as it always amounts to nowt....and decided to get a "scratchy ticket" instead and to her surprise.......

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    She won a trip to the Yorkshire Dales, she was over the moon, but was concerned about being able to meet the entry visa requirements in complying with the spelling and speaking tests, what should she do?.........

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    A lightbulb moment occurred whilst she was perusing the International section of the local supermarket…. Of course write, recite and cook a trusty Yorkshire Pudding recipe, because apparently those Yorkies run about on Ilkley Moor bar tat and eat these pudding things……so

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    ....without further a do, she started rubbing her knee vigorously with her elbows, maximum friction..... and SHAZZAM! Spiralling upwards like a rag in a tornado she was transported right into the centre of....

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    Bustling centre of Athens, the centre of the Universe, with fantastic food, people and CULTURE, and she thanked the Heavens that the Yorkshire Dales ( was that meant to be a win?) :huh: was just a bad distant dream.....but back on track....she had work to do so with a flick of her fingers she conjured up a

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    lamb souvlaki with the most finest hummous and a mouth watering baklava. She boarded a ferry to Heraklion, because as a child she had read myths about the Minotaur and need to see Knossos. Standing at the stern watching Piraeus slip away she felt a strange presence to her left. Not wanting to be seen to stare, she flicked her eyes that way and…..

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    Sun tanned muscle rippling hunk, with a shy smile on her face she asks his name, he replies "I'm Spartacus" whether it is her striking beauty, or the loyalty of the crew but one by one they each stand up and say 'No! I'm Spartacus', she is confused and wishes...................

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    A massive frill lined dog...just a mass of teeth and hair....was balancing on top of a circus pizza. Strange monkey sounds came from its flared nostrils as the ceiling buzzed above them. Burrowing her face into her beautiful and comforting hood she unleashed.....

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    and then she woke up and realised that she was in good ole Adelaide.....but there were some flakes of honey pastry on her pillow and then her partner walked in wearing a pink kimono and there was a strange man at the front door haggling for the washing machine

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