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    36_1_13.gif HOPE PETE HASN'T POSTED THIS BEFORE

     

     

     

    Rrrrriiiiinnnngggg Rrrriiinnnggg

     

    "Hi honey, This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?"

     

    "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Dave"

     

    After a brief pause

    Daddy says "but honey, you haven't got an Uncle Dave"

    "Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy, right now"

    Brief Pause

     

    "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mummy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"

     

    "Okay Daddy"

    A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone

    "I did it Daddy"

     

    "And what happened honey?" he asked

     

    "Well Mummy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all"

     

    "Oh my god, what about your Uncle Dave"

     

    He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"

     

    Long pause

     

    Longer Pause

     

    Even longer pause

     

    Then Daddy says

     

    "Swimming pool?......... Is this 486-579684"

     

     

     

    "No, I think you have the wrong number............

     

     

     

     

     

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    Guest leemi1

    hope you dont mind me posting this on here

     

     

    Husband to wife, "We should start washing your knickers in slim fast, it might make your fat arse thinner".

     

    The next day he puts his pants on and they are covered in powder. He says to his wife, "Have you put talc powder in them?"

     

    "No", she says, "Fooking miracle grow"

     

    mick

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    Guest Django
    36_1_13.gif HOPE PETE HASN'T POSTED THIS BEFORE

     

     

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

     

    Not on this forum.;):biglaugh::biglaugh:

     

    Pete

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    Guest Nicky&Andy

    :biglaugh:HaaaaahAAAAAAHAAAAA

     

    just what we needed , a little light entertainment

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