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    STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE

     

    A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.

    After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,

    and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look

    at her.

     

    Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey

     

    The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

     

    Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!

     

    With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,

    yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of

    her butt.

     

    This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm

    that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

     

    Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

     

    Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody

    Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen

    somebody do it.'

     

    :biglaugh::biglaugh:

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