Two ladies talking in heaven x

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    Two ladies talking in heaven:


    1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.


    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?


    1st woman: I froze to death.


    2nd woman : How horrible!


    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?


    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.


    1st woman: So, what happened?


    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, an d finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.


    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

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