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Guest kiltedscot

only a child from glasgow would say, LOL.

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    I was testing the children in my local Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of Heaven.

    I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?

    `NO` the children answered.

    If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the lawn, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?

    Again, the answer was `NO` By now I was starting to smile.

    Hey, this was fun! `Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children and loved my wife would that get me into Heaven?

    Again, they all answered `NO` I was just bursting with pride for them.

    Well, I continued, ` then how can I get into Heaven?

    A 6 year-old boy from Glasgow shouted out............

     

    "YOU`VE GOT TAE BE F----N `DEID"

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