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    Headaches

     

     

     

    A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've

    been having all these years? Well, they're gone.'

     

    'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened?'

     

     

     

    His wife replies, 'Angie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand

    in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,

     

    I do not have a headache

    I do not have a headache

    I do not have a headache

     

     

     

    Well, it worked! The headaches are all gone.'

     

    'Well, that is wonderful' proclaims the husband.

     

    His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in

    the bedroom these last few years, why don't you go see the hypnotist and see

    if he can do anything for that?'

     

    Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.

     

     

     

    Following his appointment, the husband comes hom e, rips off his clothes,

    picks up his wife an d carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed

    and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'

     

     

     

    He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into

    bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

     

    His wife says, 'WOW! - that was wonderful!'

     

    The husband says, 'Don't move! I will be right back.'

     

     

     

    He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better

    than the first time.

     

    The wife sits up and her head is spinning 'OH MY GOD' she proclaims.

     

    Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'

     

    With that, he goes back in the bathroom.

     

    This time, his wife quietly follows him in the bathroom, she sees him

    standing at the mirror and saying ....

     

     

     

    She's not my wife

    She's not my wife

    She's not my wife'

     

     

     

    His funeral service will be held Saturday.

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    Headaches

     

     

     

    A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've

    been having all these years? Well, they're gone.'

     

    'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened?'

     

     

     

    His wife replies, 'Angie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand

    in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,

     

    I do not have a headache

    I do not have a headache

    I do not have a headache

     

     

     

    Well, it worked! The headaches are all gone.'

     

    'Well, that is wonderful' proclaims the husband.

     

    His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in

    the bedroom these last few years, why don't you go see the hypnotist and see

    if he can do anything for that?'

     

    Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.

     

     

     

    Following his appointment, the husband comes hom e, rips off his clothes,

    picks up his wife an d carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed

    and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'

     

     

     

    He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into

    bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

     

    His wife says, 'WOW! - that was wonderful!'

     

    The husband says, 'Don't move! I will be right back.'

     

     

     

    He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better

    than the first time.

     

    The wife sits up and her head is spinning 'OH MY GOD' she proclaims.

     

    Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'

     

    With that, he goes back in the bathroom.

     

    This time, his wife quietly follows him in the bathroom, she sees him

    standing at the mirror and saying ....

     

     

     

    She's not my wife

    She's not my wife

    She's not my wife'

     

     

     

    His funeral service will be held Saturday.

    :biglaugh::biglaugh: Nice one!

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