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An Ode to "Aussie Keith and Aussie Sarah"


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Guest donna T

TO THE MOST AUSSIE PEOPLE I KNOW:jiggy:

 

Aussie Keith and Aussie Sarah that is how they're now known

Can now really call Australia home

The only Wales they say they know, is the one New South

And you should hear the language that now comes out of his mouth!

 

Sea and Vines, mmmm, that sounds nice

I'll ring the Aussies for a bit of advice

Aussie Sarah wasn't there, so I spoke to Aussie Keith

Who smiles and rolled his eyes and said 'Strewth' through his teeth

 

'The Vines, hmm GOOD, drink wine, but be quick

and whispered don;t let the wife drink in case she's sick!' :biglaugh:

 

They've got Aussie cars, I know that one's a UTE

Keith says it's big and Silver and really is a BUTE

The other one, I'm not too sure, I really must confess

But Aussie Sarah tells me that after VINES, it still is quite a mess

 

Aussie Keith tells me GOLF and SEX are much the same thing

Which worried me when I heard him shout 'I hit it well, but it didn't go in'

 

So, a prawn on the Barbie and a big bloody oath

Have a drink or two, good on you both:notworthy:

 

 

Congrats from anonymous RUSS

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