Guest donna T

An Ode to "Aussie Keith and Aussie Sarah"

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    Guest donna T

    TO THE MOST AUSSIE PEOPLE I KNOW:jiggy:

     

    Aussie Keith and Aussie Sarah that is how they're now known

    Can now really call Australia home

    The only Wales they say they know, is the one New South

    And you should hear the language that now comes out of his mouth!

     

    Sea and Vines, mmmm, that sounds nice

    I'll ring the Aussies for a bit of advice

    Aussie Sarah wasn't there, so I spoke to Aussie Keith

    Who smiles and rolled his eyes and said 'Strewth' through his teeth

     

    'The Vines, hmm GOOD, drink wine, but be quick

    and whispered don;t let the wife drink in case she's sick!' :biglaugh:

     

    They've got Aussie cars, I know that one's a UTE

    Keith says it's big and Silver and really is a BUTE

    The other one, I'm not too sure, I really must confess

    But Aussie Sarah tells me that after VINES, it still is quite a mess

     

    Aussie Keith tells me GOLF and SEX are much the same thing

    Which worried me when I heard him shout 'I hit it well, but it didn't go in'

     

    So, a prawn on the Barbie and a big bloody oath

    Have a drink or two, good on you both:notworthy:

     

     

    Congrats from anonymous RUSS

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    Guest Nick11

    Donna - mate - what on earth have you been drinking?

    Ah just read that it's Russ who's posted. Now it makes sense!

     

    DOCTOR RUSS IS A POET!

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    Guest Libby1971

    :err::notworthy::notworthy:

     

    Outstanding, Mr Sexy Doctor Voice

     

    Libby :P

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    Trust me I'm a doctor!!! :biglaugh:

     

    Hey Sarah didn't mention anything to me about getting citizenship during the week! What's happening??

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    Guest Guzzler&Sas

    Russ

     

    Bloody awesome mate! Good on ya!

     

    Beauuuutiful!!!

     

    Sas

    xxx

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    Guest graandjac

    :shocked:For Sarah's sake i hope his sex is better than his golf....!!!!!!Cheers Graham

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    Guest Roo1

    Nice one Russ, for such a burly man, you writing an Ode is quite refreshing :wubclub:

     

    J x

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    Guest Libby1971

    'Our Russ'? What talents exactly has he been showing you?:biglaugh: And more specifically does Donna know about it?:nah::P

     

    Libby

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    Guest donna T
    Our Russ is a man of many talents!!!

     

     

    Don't I know it :notworthy::biglaugh::notworthy:

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