csobrien1966

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    > A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I

    > clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

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    > The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,

    > perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'

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    > Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly

    > dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

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    > As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his

    > wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'

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    > The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar

    > detector went off when it did.'

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    > As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar

    > detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through

    > clenched teeth, 'Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

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    > The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing

    > your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'

    > The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took

    > it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my

    > back pocket.'

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    > The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have

    > your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'

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    > And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver

    > turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

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    > The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband

    > always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'

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    > I love this part....

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    > 'Only when he's been drinking

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    Guest Django

    Don't Chris, an ex girlfriend of mine said exactly the same thing. A police car pulled me over once as I had a rear light bulb had blown or something. I was a bit mad as we were running late due to the ex taking like forever to get ready so I wasn't in thebest of moods. When the old bill pulled me I was a little curt and the last line of your gag actually came out of her mouth. Of course I hadn't been drinking but it held us up for another 15 minutes or so as he went through his 'been drinking sir' routine.:realmad::realmad:

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