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A guy has been having a affair with an italian lass and she comes to him to tell him she is pregnant.

To save his marriage he agrees to give her a lump sum and pay maintinance for her self and the child if she agrees to return to italy give birth and raise the child.

This she agrees to and they settle down to discus the details of how she will let him know when the child is born. To protect his marrage they agree to no contact and when the child is born she will send a postcard saying only spaggetie and he will then start sending maintanance.

9 months lator he gets a call from his wife at work to say he has recieved a strange postcard. He hurrys home to read it and passes out cold on the floor.

The postcard read:-

SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGETTI.

2 with meatballs 1 without

send more sause.

:biglaugh:

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A guy has been having a affair with an italian lass and she comes to him to tell him she is pregnant.

To save his marriage he agrees to give her a lump sum and pay maintinance for her self and the child if she agrees to return to italy give birth and raise the child.

This she agrees to and they settle down to discus the details of how she will let him know when the child is born. To protect his marrage they agree to no contact and when the child is born she will send a postcard saying only spaggetie and he will then start sending maintanance.

9 months lator he gets a call from his wife at work to say he has recieved a strange postcard. He hurrys home to read it and passes out cold on the floor.

The postcard read:-

SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGETTI.

2 with meatballs 1 without

send more sause.

:biglaugh:

bring it on Ali........................

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