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An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, were new settlers

in Adelaide , Australia .

 

Ray always wanted a pair of authentic RM Williams

boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them,

wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the

house and says to his wife: "Notice anything

different about me?"

 

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

 

Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom,

undresses, and walks back into the room completely

naked except for the boots, and asks, a little

louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

 

Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different?

 

It's hanging down today, it was hanging downyesterday,

it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

 

Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS

HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S

LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

 

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a new hat, Ray".

 

 

:D

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Guest jen&ian

Hope this new section of the forum means we will be treated to plenty more of Tykes jokes and stories. They always make me laugh:p.

 

Jen:)

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Guest Aussiebound

Have got that one printed off, keep them coming!!!

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Guest dglamoore

very funny :P:D keep em coming! Although Greg is a bit concerned now after you telling him where to buy new boots yesterday :o

 

Lisa:cool:

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Guest Guest75
very funny :P:D keep em coming! Although Greg is a bit concerned now after you telling him where to buy new boots yesterday :o

 

Lisa:cool:

 

 

I'm more worried about Greg and the Enchilada!!!

 

I'll let you explain that one.......................

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Guest dglamoore
I'm more worried about Greg and the Enchilada!!!

 

I'll let you explain that one.......................

 

 

 

aka schnitzel :D:P

 

Lisa:cool:

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