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    Guest Rob and Clare

    Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives.

    After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing..

    The following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!'

    The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only screwed all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!

    The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?''

     

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    Guest ems

    Where do you get all these jokes from? There great LOL :laughxmas: :laughxmas: .

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    Guest Rob and Clare

    I get about half a dozen sent to me each day on work e-mail, and work is really quiet on the run up to christmas.

     

    Just hope i don't offend anyone...

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    Guest ems
    I get about half a dozen sent to me each day on work e-mail, and work is really quiet on the run up to christmas.

     

    Just hope i don't offend anyone...

     

     

    I'm sure you won't. Most people have a good sense of humour.:yesxmas::emoticon-signxmas:

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