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    Subject: Pit stops

    > The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.> > This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take> advantage of the > British government's 'Work for the Dole'> scheme and employ some > Liverpudlian youngsters.[font=Courier New]> [/font]> The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent> documentary on > how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a> set of wheels > in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas> Ferrari's > existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions> of pounds > worth of high tech equipment.> > It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the> Ferrari management > team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving> Ferrari an > advantage over every other team.> > However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the> crew's first > practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to> change all > four wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they> had re-> sprayed, re- badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team> for 8 cases of > Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's> bird in the > shower.

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Subject: Pit stops

    > The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.> > This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take> advantage of the > British government's 'Work for the Dole'> scheme and employ some > Liverpudlian youngsters.> > The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent> documentary on > how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a> set of wheels > in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas> Ferrari's > existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions> of pounds > worth of high tech equipment.> > It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the> Ferrari management > team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving> Ferrari an > advantage over every other team.> > However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the> crew's first > practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to> change all > four wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they> had re-> sprayed, re- badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team> for 8 cases of > Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's> bird in the > shower.

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Oooh thats nasty :emoticon-signxmas:

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