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Things you can only say at christmas

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    THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS

     

    1: I prefer breasts to legs.

     

    2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

     

    3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

     

    4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

     

    5: I've never seen a better spread!

     

    6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

     

    7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

     

    8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

     

    9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

     

    10: Don't play with your meat!

     

    11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

     

    12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

     

    13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

     

    14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

     

    15: How long will it take after you put it in?

     

    16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

     

    17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

     

    18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

     

    19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

     

    20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.

     

    :emoticon-signxmas::wisemanxmas:

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    Guest hel&sam

    gonna stick that on the staff room notice board. anonymously of course, the nhs is very politically correct. :laughxmas:

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