Things you can only say at christmas

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    1: I prefer breasts to legs.


    2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.


    3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.


    4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!


    5: I've never seen a better spread!


    6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.


    7: Are you ready for seconds yet?


    8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?


    9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!


    10: Don't play with your meat!


    11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.


    12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?


    13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!


    14: You still have a little bit on your chin.


    15: How long will it take after you put it in?


    16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.


    17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.


    18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!


    19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.


    20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.



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    Guest hel&sam

    gonna stick that on the staff room notice board. anonymously of course, the nhs is very politically correct. :laughxmas:

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