Fancy dress Party!

[likesshopping]

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party.

 

He doesnt know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.

 

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a pirates outfit.

The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as Pirate.

 

The man thinks this is terrible, because they have just emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint.

A week pases and he receives another parcel and a note:

Dear Sir,

Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monks habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.

 

The man is really furious now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to this bald head.

So he writes a really rude letter of complaint.

 

A few days later, he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.

Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ar** and go as a f***ing toffee apple.

 

 

 

sarahx:p

[Guest RandC]

That's sooo funny - just spat my coffee (not wine - it is the afternoon!) all over the keyboard

 

Cari

[likesshopping]

I know...no matter how many time I read that joke, it always makes me giggle..

 

sarahx

[Guest steph&neil]

that is soooooo funny my ribs hurt!

steph x:cool:

[Guest dglamoore]

that was soooooo funny Sarah :rolleyes:

 

Lisa

[Guest donna T]

Really made me laugh - I made nose bubbles as I had to be quiet 'cos hubbie is asleep upstairs (he is on nights)