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A True Friend

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    ..Im on a roll now.....

     

    Are you sick of all those really sissy "friendship" peoms that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never really come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship@

     

    1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry

    b*****d who made you sad.

     

    2. When yo are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

     

    3. When you smile - I will know you've finally get sex

     

    4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get

     

    5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

     

    6. When you are confused - I will use little words

     

    7. When you are sick - - stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I dont want whatever you have.

     

    8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy a***

     

    REMEMBER: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

     

    Sarahx:p

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    Guest RandC

    Fantastic! - remind me never to ring you for sympathy from under my mozzie net when I'm sh*****g myself over spiders then! Just got really scared reading on t'other site about bites - eek

     

    Cari ;)

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    Guest dglamoore

    my mate sent this to me an email and it really made me smile so was good to see it again - still makes me laugh ;)

     

    Lisa:cool:

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