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Time to start swearing.......

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    Guest dglamoore

    A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

     

    "You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."

     

    The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?"

     

    "Ok" the 4 year old, agrees with enthusiasm.

     

    The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.

     

    "Oh, sh *t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops"

     

    WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

     

    She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice," And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

     

    "I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f**king Coco Pops" :P

     

     

     

    hehe i still laugh when i read this one:o

     

    Lisa:cool:

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    Guest stufi1997

    :D LOL thats a cracker ! and very aussie...A true story... apparently! a single mother is demented by her bored 9 year girl on the school hol's. The builders working next door take pity and give the girl odd jobs to do , so every week the child banks her wages religiously.After a while the bank manager is so impressed by this 9 year old saving that he asks her what she intends to do with all the money she's saving ....."Gonna build a house"she say's "that's great" say's the banker, she stall's a minute then say's.

    " Yip, if i can get the f_kn bricks mate". p.s i dig the blog space.

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    Guest Aussiebound

    That made me laugh so much - keep them coming!!!

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