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And you thought you'd had a bad day..........

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    AHAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S GOTTA HURT

     

     

    If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!

     

    This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a

    bad day at work, think of this guy.

     

    Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana.

     

    He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an

    E-mail he sent to his sister.

     

    She then sent it to a radio station in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was

    sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

     

    Hi Sue,

     

    Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a

    bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work,

    so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's

    not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first

    must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

     

    As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to

    the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool.

    So what we do to keep warm is this: we have a diesel-powered industrial

    water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the

    sea, heats it to a delightful temperature, then pumps it down to the

    diver through a garden hose which is taped to the air hose. Now this

    sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no

    complaints.

     

    What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose

    and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with

    warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well

    until all of a sudden, my bum started to itch.

     

    So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a

    few seconds my bum started to burn! I pulled the hose out from my back,

    but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot

    water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.

     

    Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't

    stick to it. However, the crack of my bum was not as fortunate. When I

    scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the

    jellyfish into the crack of my bum.

     

    I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His

    instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other

    divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the

    dive.

     

    I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops

    totalling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin

    my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was

    wearing nothing but my brass helmet.

     

    As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running

    down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my bum

    as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I

    couldn't poo for two days because my bum was swollen shut.

     

    So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much

    worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your a**e. Now repeat

    to yourself, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."

     

     

    Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a Jellyfish Bad

    Day?

     

     

    May you NEVER have a Jellyfish Bad Day!!!!!

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    Guest donna T

    Oh my GOd , may I NEVER have a jelly fish kind of bad day;)

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    Guest steph&neil

    once again i have tears in my eyes & sore ribs!

    steph :P

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    Guest dglamoore

    Defintely do not want any jellyfish bad days :( is that why you stay out of the sea :D

     

    Lisa:cool:

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