And you thought you'd had a bad day..........

[Guest Guest75]

AHAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S GOTTA HURT

 

 

If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!

 

This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a

bad day at work, think of this guy.

 

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana.

 

He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an

E-mail he sent to his sister.

 

She then sent it to a radio station in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was

sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

 

Hi Sue,

 

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a

bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work,

so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's

not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first

must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

 

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to

the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool.

So what we do to keep warm is this: we have a diesel-powered industrial

water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the

sea, heats it to a delightful temperature, then pumps it down to the

diver through a garden hose which is taped to the air hose. Now this

sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no

complaints.

 

What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose

and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with

warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well

until all of a sudden, my bum started to itch.

 

So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a

few seconds my bum started to burn! I pulled the hose out from my back,

but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot

water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.

 

Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't

stick to it. However, the crack of my bum was not as fortunate. When I

scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the

jellyfish into the crack of my bum.

 

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His

instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other

divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the

dive.

 

I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops

totalling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin

my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was

wearing nothing but my brass helmet.

 

As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running

down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my bum

as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I

couldn't poo for two days because my bum was swollen shut.

 

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much

worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your a**e. Now repeat

to yourself, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."

 

 

Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a Jellyfish Bad

Day?

 

 

May you NEVER have a Jellyfish Bad Day!!!!!

[Guest donna T]

Oh my GOd , may I NEVER have a jelly fish kind of bad day;)

[Guest steph&neil]

once again i have tears in my eyes & sore ribs!

steph

[Guest dglamoore]

Defintely do not want any jellyfish bad days is that why you stay out of the sea

 

Lisa:cool: