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toast of the night..!

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    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said "Here's to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife !"

    That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

    He went home and told his wife Mary " I won the prize for the best toast of the night";)

    She said "Aye ,did ye now ?and what was your toast ?"

    John said "...Here's to spending the rest of my life beside my wife sitting in the church !"

    "Oh thats very nice indeed of you John !" Mary said. The next day Mary ran into one of Johns drinking buddies on the corner.The man chuckled leeringly and said "John won the prize for the other night with a toast about you Mary !"

    She said " Aye, he told me !and i was a bit surprised myself... you know he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep ,and the other time i had to pull him by the ears to make him come."! ;):P:o

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