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    Here's one for the barbie!

     

     

    These classified ads were really put in the paper

     

     

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

    8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

     

    FREE PUPPIES

    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

     

    FREE PUPPIES.

    Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

    Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

     

    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.

    Looks like a rat. Been out a while.

    Better be a big reward.

     

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

    Also 1 gay bull for sale.

     

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

    Must sell washer

    and dryer £100.

     

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

    Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

     

    And the best one:

     

    FOR SALE BY OWNER.

    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent

    condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last

    month. Wife knows ****ing everything.

     

    :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

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