I hope this makes someone laff....

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I got this in an email from my mum ( yes my mum ) this morning.....

 

 

 

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

 

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella

worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits,and shivelling

> shot.

> > >

> > > At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.

> > >

> > > The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge,

> > > and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible

> > > huckers;they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had

> > > tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let

> Rindercella

> > > go.

> > >

> > > Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.

> > > Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She

> > > turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with

> > > six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks.

> > >

> > > The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight

> > > otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.

> > >

> > > At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when

> > > suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said

> > > Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping

> > > her slass glipper.

> > >

> > > The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door

> > > and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her

> > > leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome

> > > hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the

> > > stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both

> > > the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.

> > >

> > > Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a

> > > knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge

> > > halls and a hig bard on.

> > >

> > > He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking

> ferfectly.

> > >

> > > Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married.

> > > The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella

> lived

> > > hers with a follen swanny.

[Guest LordLucan]

Out with your truncheon, policeman Pete!

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Out with your truncheon, policeman Pete!

 

Sorry if its too much guys...feel free to remove.....no offence intended.

[Guest LordLucan]

Sorry if its too much guys...feel free to remove.....no offence intended.

 

It's from The 2 Ronnies, though I couldn't find it on youtube. Did find the "Fork Handles" sketch though, and Tommy Cooper's Hats sketch, and ... well, I could go on. Showing my age a bit here!

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It's from The 2 Ronnies, though I couldn't find it on youtube. Did find the "Fork Handles" sketch though, and Tommy Cooper's Hats sketch, and ... well, I could go on. Showing my age a bit here!

 

Fork Handles we were on bout this at a brabie last night....has me stirches even talking about it

 

Thought i had upset you there mate....