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    I got this in an email from my mum ( yes my mum ) this morning.....

     

     

     

    This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

     

    Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella

    worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits,and shivelling

    > shot.

    > > >

    > > > At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.

    > > >

    > > > The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge,

    > > > and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible

    > > > huckers;they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had

    > > > tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let

    > Rindercella

    > > > go.

    > > >

    > > > Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.

    > > > Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She

    > > > turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with

    > > > six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks.

    > > >

    > > > The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight

    > > > otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.

    > > >

    > > > At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when

    > > > suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said

    > > > Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping

    > > > her slass glipper.

    > > >

    > > > The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door

    > > > and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her

    > > > leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome

    > > > hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the

    > > > stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both

    > > > the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.

    > > >

    > > > Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a

    > > > knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge

    > > > halls and a hig bard on.

    > > >

    > > > He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking

    > ferfectly.

    > > >

    > > > Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married.

    > > > The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella

    > lived

    > > > hers with a follen swanny.

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    Guest LordLucan
    Sorry if its too much guys...feel free to remove.....no offence intended.

     

    It's from The 2 Ronnies, though I couldn't find it on youtube. Did find the "Fork Handles" sketch though, and Tommy Cooper's Hats sketch, and ... well, I could go on. Showing my age a bit here!

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    It's from The 2 Ronnies, though I couldn't find it on youtube. Did find the "Fork Handles" sketch though, and Tommy Cooper's Hats sketch, and ... well, I could go on. Showing my age a bit here!

     

    Fork Handles we were on bout this at a brabie last night....has me stirches even talking about it :notworthy:

     

    Thought i had upset you there mate....:D

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