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    A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning

    by a loud Pounding on the door.


    The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken

    stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a



    "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in

    the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed.


    "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking

    for a push," he answers.


    "Did you help him?" she asks.


    "No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it

    is pouring rain outside!"


    His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago

    when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think

    you should help him, and you should be ashamed of



    The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and

    goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark,

    "Hello! Are you still there?"


    "Yes," comes back the answer.


    "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.


    "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.


    "Where are you?" asks the husband.


    "Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk. ;)


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