Guest Martin and Val

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    Guest Martin and Val

    A bit of Aussie culcha to start the week! :biglaugh:

    LOG ON: Adding wood to make the Barbie hotter.

    LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the Barbie.

    MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the Barbie.

    DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the Ute.

    HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.

    KEYBOARD: Where you hang the Ute keys.

    WINDOW: What you shut when the weather's cold.

    SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season.

    BYTE: What mozzies do.

    MEGABYTE: What Townsville mozzies do.

    CHIP: A bar snack.

    MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.

    MODEM: What you did to the lawns.

    LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps.

    SOFTWARE: Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster.

    HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart.

    MOUSE: The small rodent that eat's the grain in the shed.

    MAINFRAME: What hold's the shed up.

    WEB: What spiders make.

    WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the verandah.

    SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the Ute won't go.

    CURSOR: What you say when the Ute won't go.

    YAHOO: What you say when the Ute does go.

    UPGRADE: A steep hill.

    SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.

    MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.

    USER: The neighbour who keep's borrowing things.

    NETWORK: What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.

    INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go.

    NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover the hole in the net.

    ONLINE: Where you hang the washing.

    OFFLINE: Where the washing end's up when the pegs aren't strong enough.

    Enjoy your week

    Martin

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