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ianb

the wisdom of age!

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    An old farmer in Darwin had owned a large property for several years.

    He had a large dam in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, palm trees, and some avocado and mango trees.

    The dam was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the dam. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned and grumbled, "I didn't come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked." Holding the bucket up he yelled, "I'm here to feed the crocodiles."

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    Guest stufi1997

    Ha ha ha ha ha.....like it, good ol croc dondee humour! Stu...:D:cool:

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