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Guest mOZzy

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    Guest mOZzy

    I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN

     

    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. I'd love to be eight again" she replied.

    On the morning of her birthday he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.

    What a Day!

    He put her on every ride in the park:

    * The Death Slide

    * The Wall of Fear

    * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

    Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and M&Ms .

    What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.

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    He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

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    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed "I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"

    The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    i hope i didn't invade someones copyright again ;)

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    Guest dale_jo@

    Just got home from happy hour at the duck inn - Corormandel valley- Highly Reccommend it!!! Very Funny!

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    Guest Aussiebound

    Really like that one - totally agree with it!

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    Guest happy-jools

    hehe. Ive never been 8 (size) but would like to be.

     

    The theme park etc sounds so much more fun.:P

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