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A few wise words

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    some stop-and-thinkers here.

    best seen on full screen:biglaugh::biglaugh:

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Mostly new ones!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

     

     

     

     

     

     

    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

     

     

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    In a Podiatrist's office:

     

     

    "Time wounds all heels."

     

     

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    On a Septic Tank Truck:

     

    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

     

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    At a Proctologist's door:

     

    "To expedite your visit, please back in."

     

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    On a Plumber's truck:

     

     

    "We repair what your husband fixed."

     

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    On another Plumber's truck:

     

    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

     

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    On a Church's Bill board:

     

    "7 days without God makes one weak."

     

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    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

     

    "Invite us to your next blowout."

     

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    At a Towing company:

     

    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

     

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    On an Electrician's truck:

     

    "Let us remove your shorts."

     

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    In a Nonsmoking Area:

     

    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

     

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    On a Maternity Room door:

     

    "Push. Push. Push."

     

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    At an Optometrist's Office:

     

    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the

    right place."

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    On a Taxidermist's window:

     

    "We really know our stuff."

     

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    On a Fence:

     

    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

     

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    At a Car Dealership:

     

    "The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."

     

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    Outside a Muffler Shop:

     

    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

     

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    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

     

    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

     

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    At the Electric Company

     

    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

     

    However, if you don't, you will be."

     

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    In a Restaurant window:

     

    "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

     

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    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

     

    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

     

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    At a Propane Filling Station:

     

    "Thank heaven for little grills."

     

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    And don't forget the sign at a

     

    CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:

     

    "Best place in town to take a leak."

     

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    Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

    "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

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