Guest Rob and Clare

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    Guest Rob and Clare

    > > A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast.

    > > He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night

    > > wondering what could have happened to her.

    > > Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple

    > > of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.

    > > The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some

    > > really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.

    > > 'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first?'

    > > The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young Bill

    > > here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef.

    > > He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.'

    > > The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit of

    > > a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what

    > > the good news is.

    > > The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few

    > > really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've

    > > brought you your share.'

    > > He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or

    > > five crabs in it.

    > > 'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all

    > > that... So what's the other possible good news?

    > > 'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill here

    > > get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and

    > > pull her up again!

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