Hormones in Beer

[Guest dglamoore]

Hormones in Beer!!! Shocking facts!

Last month, the University of Melbourne released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Greg:cool:

[Guest Guest75]

:D

 

Good one Greg.

[Guest Django]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

I thought Lisa had finally come to her senses 'til I read your name at the end Greg. :D:D:D

 

Pete

[Guest happy-jools]

Hey Hey.

 

I hope Lisa knows your using her name to make such a post!!!!!

 

Where is the smack fairy when we need her.

[Guest dglamoore]

Where is the smack fairy when we need her.

 

Been out to see Gwen Stefani but the smack fairy is back :eek:perpertrator now duly dealt with :D

 

Lisa:cool:

[Guest Guest75]

Been out to see Gwen Stefani but the smack fairy is back :eek:perpertrator now duly dealt with :D

 

Lisa:cool:

 

You stand up for yourself Greg..................says him being all "aed" at the back of his puter