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    I kind of know this bloke,a very witty ,warm and generous chap.

     

    john#8 an American bloke.

    How the heck he comes up with this stuff I don't know.

     

    I'd love to actually meet him but sadly I don't think I ever will :(

     

    He has some quite severe health problems but always manages to cheer others up :D

     

    I quote one of his recent posts............

     

    Uncle Bubba is gone. :) He always wore a three piece suit.

    He drifted from job to job: balloon vendor, freelance toilet

    inspector, aardvark groomer, among others. He finally settled

    in his basement, where he lost his mind trying to invent a rectal

    harmonica. After that the family kept him tied to a oak tree in

    the back yard, where they fed him with a slingshot. After six

    years they released him on Mussolini's birthday whereupon

    he married a passive-aggressive librarian who later beat him

    daily with a copy of Charles Dickens's 'Christmas Carol.'

     

    He died at seventy-five from a head injury suffered as a result

    of undue glee following a bowel movement. <g> Bubba was

    my mentor & I will miss him.

     

    John:

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