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Friday gag (well its Friday here)

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    A small zoo in Glasgow acquired a very rare species of gorilla.


    Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.


    Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The

    gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male

    gorilla available.


    Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby McKay,

    a local lad & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal



    Bobby had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a

    female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a



    Bobby was approached with a proposition. Would he be

    willing to mate with the gorilla for £500 ? Bobby showed some

    interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.


    The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer,

    but only under four conditions:



    1. 'First', Bobby said, 'Ah'm no gonnae kiss her on the lips.' The

    Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.



    2. 'Second', he said, 'Ye cannae never tell naebody aboot this.' The

    Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.



    3. 'Third', Bobby said, 'I want all the weans raised as Rangers

    fans.' Once again it was agreed.



    4. 'And last of all', Bobby stated, 'You gotta give me another week

    to come up with the £500'

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