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I think this is a new bunch, but they should raise a smile...........



I like the Kangaroo one.





We had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told us that one

of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the

opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one B &

D made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said,

'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than

1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..'


We haven't used this repairman since.




My daughter and I went through the McDonald's drive thru window and I

gave the teen a $20 note. Our total was $10.50, so I also handed her

fifty cents. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I

know, but this way you can just give me ten dollars back.' She sighed

and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so,

and he handed me back the fifty cents, and said 'We're sorry but we

can't do that kind of thing.' The teen then proceeded to give me back

$9.50 in change.


Do not confuse the teenagers at McD's.



I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the

local council office to request the removal of the Kangaroo sign on our

road. The reason: 'Too many kangaroos are being hit by cars out here! I

don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'




My daughter went to a local Hungry Jack's and ordered a burger. She

asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he

was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.




I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee

asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'

To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'

He smiled knowingly and nodded,


'That's why we ask.'




The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I

was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She

asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals

blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on

earth are blind people doing driving?!'





At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the

company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is

fun We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all

just looked at each other with that animal-in-the-headlights stare.




I work with an individual who plugged her power board back into itself

and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would

not turn on.




When my husband and I arrived at a dealership to pick up our car, we

were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service

department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers

side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried

the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced

to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that




They walk among us... And the scary part is that they VOTE and they





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