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Thank God !!

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    In the beginning God created day and night.

     

    He created day for footy matches, going to

     

    the beach and BBQ's

     

    He created night for going fishing,

     

     

    sleeping and BBQ's,

     

     

    and God saw that it was good.

     

     

     

     

    On theSecond Day, God created water -

     

    for surfing,

     

     

    swimming

     

     

    and BBQ's on the beach

     

     

    ,and God saw that it was good.

     

     

     

    On the Third Day God created the Earth

     

    to bring forth plants

     

     

     

    to provide malt and yeast for beer

     

     

    and wood for BBQs,

     

    and God saw that it was good.

     

    On the Fourth Day God created animals

     

    and crustaceans

     

     

     

    for chops,

     

    sausages,

     

     

    steak and prawns for BBQ's,

     

    and God saw that it was good.

     

     

     

     

    On the Fifth day God created a Bloke

     

     

    - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer

     

    and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's,

     

    and God saw that it was good.

     

     

    On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely

     

    and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer,

     

    eat and stand around the barbie with.

    So God created Mates,

     

     

    and God saw that they were good Blokes,

     

    and God saw that it was good.

     

     

     

    On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling

     

    barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and

     

     

    the raucous laughter of all the Blokes.

     

    He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns

     

    and God Saw that it was good ... ...

     

    Well... Almost good.

     

    He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up

     

    and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas

     

     

    to clean the house, to bear children, to wash,

     

    To cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw

     

    that it was not just good. It was better than that,

     

    it was Bloody Awesome!

     

     

    IT WAS AUSTRALIA !

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    Guest sarahsmartiepants

    Bloody awesome Pash!:biglaugh:

     

    But I thought it was Captain Cook, and thank god the Dutch werent too keen!!!

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