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In the beginning God created day and night.


He created day for footy matches, going to


the beach and BBQ's


He created night for going fishing,



sleeping and BBQ's,



and God saw that it was good.





On theSecond Day, God created water -


for surfing,






and BBQ's on the beach



,and God saw that it was good.




On the Third Day God created the Earth


to bring forth plants




to provide malt and yeast for beer



and wood for BBQs,


and God saw that it was good.


On the Fourth Day God created animals


and crustaceans




for chops,





steak and prawns for BBQ's,


and God saw that it was good.





On the Fifth day God created a Bloke



- to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer


and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's,


and God saw that it was good.



On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely


and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer,


eat and stand around the barbie with.

So God created Mates,



and God saw that they were good Blokes,


and God saw that it was good.




On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling


barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and



the raucous laughter of all the Blokes.


He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns


and God Saw that it was good ... ...


Well... Almost good.


He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up


and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas



to clean the house, to bear children, to wash,


To cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw


that it was not just good. It was better than that,


it was Bloody Awesome!




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