Why boats are better than women............

[Guest Guest75]

I'm gonna get fumped for this one.....................

 

 

Reasons Why Boats Are Better

 

Boats only need their fluids changed every year.

Boats curves never sag.

Boats last longer.

Priming the engine only takes three squeezes.

Boats don't get pregnant.

You can ride a Boat any time of the month.

Boats don't have parents.

Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can share your Boat with your friends.

If your Boat makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

You only need to get a new belt for your Boat when the old one is really worn.

If your Boat smokes, you can do something about it.

Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Boat both arrive at the same time.

Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have.

Boats don't mind if you look at other Boats, or if you buy Boating magazines.

If your Boat is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

You can have a beer while riding your Boat.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Boat.

You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Boat.

You don't have to convince your Boat that you're a Boater and that you think that all Boats are equals.

If you say bad things to your Boat, you don't have to apologise before you can ride it again.

You can ride a Boat as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Boat after you dump it.

Boats always feel like going for a ride.

Boats don't insult you if you are a bad boater.

Boats don't care if you are late.

You can leave your boat alone for two weeks and not hear a single word about being "neglected."

You don't have to take a shower before riding your Boat.

It's always ok to use tie downs on your Boats.

Tying two or more boats together is not seen as kinky.

If your Boat doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

You can't get diseases from a Boat you don't know very well.

 

And my personal favorite...... Boats don't mind if you ride them hard all day while drinking beer wirh your buddies, and then fall asleep on top of them.

[Guest redfoxy]

hahahah very very funny I like it..you obviously love your boat !!

[Guest tooeasy]

:biglaugh: really funny you gonna get some stick for that tho but its all true :biglaugh: