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    A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow






    He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from


    London and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock


    cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the


    Glasgow cop's expense!!




    Glasgow cop says," License and registration, please."




    London Lawyer says, "What for?"




    Glasgow cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop






    London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."




    Glasgow cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence


    and registration, please."




    London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"




    Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete


    stop, that's the law, licence and registration, please!"




    London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between


    slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration; and


    you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the






    Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."




    The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.




    The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out


    of the lawyer and says, "Dae ye want me to stop, or jest slow doon?"


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