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Glasgow Nicknames!!!

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    Nicknames in use that have been given to Glasgow characters by their

    friends and workmates:

     

     

     

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    Two Soups - his real name is Campbell Baxter.

     

     

     

    Norrie Two Bunnets - the Glasgow taxi-driver who wears a wig under his

    cloth cap.

     

     

     

    The Colostomy - the girlfriend of a married man (ie. the wee bag on the

    side).

     

     

     

    The Boomerang Kid - whenever anyone at work asks a question, he always

    replies: 'I'll get back to you on that.'

     

     

     

    The Parachute - lets everyone down at the last minute.

     

     

     

    Cashline - an experienced young lass who's open 24 hours a day.

     

     

     

    Vaseline - his real name is Willie Burns.

     

     

     

    Rembrandt - loves saying to colleagues: 'Let me put you in the

    picture...'

     

     

     

    Bo Derek - a chap called Derek with terrible body odour.

     

     

     

    Brewer's Droop - his real name is Willie Falls.

     

     

     

    The Genie - magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle.

     

     

     

    The Marksman - when it's his turn to buy a round, he always shoots the

    craw

     

     

     

    Dulux - his pals reckon he's only got one coat.

     

     

     

    Soapy - washes his hands of any problems that crop up.

     

     

     

    Captain Hook - continually late for work, it's believed he must be

    scared of the alarm clock.

     

     

     

    The Yeti - always on the sick, there have been many unconfirmed

    sightings of this guy, but nobody can prove he actually exists.

     

     

     

    The Gas Man - he's serviced loads of old boilers.

     

     

     

    The Hostage - when anyone asks for help he always replies: 'Sorry, my

    hands are tied.

     

     

     

    The Chernobyl Jannie - during the mid-Eighties this guy had a really bad

    complexion.

     

     

     

    The Woodpecker - he's always tapping.

     

     

     

    Mussolini - a woman in an office in Glasgow who has rather loose morals

    (aka the great dicktaker)

     

    :biglaugh:

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