Glasgow Nicknames!!!

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    Nicknames in use that have been given to Glasgow characters by their

    friends and workmates:






    Two Soups - his real name is Campbell Baxter.




    Norrie Two Bunnets - the Glasgow taxi-driver who wears a wig under his

    cloth cap.




    The Colostomy - the girlfriend of a married man (ie. the wee bag on the





    The Boomerang Kid - whenever anyone at work asks a question, he always

    replies: 'I'll get back to you on that.'




    The Parachute - lets everyone down at the last minute.




    Cashline - an experienced young lass who's open 24 hours a day.




    Vaseline - his real name is Willie Burns.




    Rembrandt - loves saying to colleagues: 'Let me put you in the





    Bo Derek - a chap called Derek with terrible body odour.




    Brewer's Droop - his real name is Willie Falls.




    The Genie - magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle.




    The Marksman - when it's his turn to buy a round, he always shoots the





    Dulux - his pals reckon he's only got one coat.




    Soapy - washes his hands of any problems that crop up.




    Captain Hook - continually late for work, it's believed he must be

    scared of the alarm clock.




    The Yeti - always on the sick, there have been many unconfirmed

    sightings of this guy, but nobody can prove he actually exists.




    The Gas Man - he's serviced loads of old boilers.




    The Hostage - when anyone asks for help he always replies: 'Sorry, my

    hands are tied.




    The Chernobyl Jannie - during the mid-Eighties this guy had a really bad





    The Woodpecker - he's always tapping.




    Mussolini - a woman in an office in Glasgow who has rather loose morals

    (aka the great dicktaker)



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