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I'm a lucky boy.

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    I'm just sat here counting my blessings.

     

    I have a lovely wife and I make the proclamation publicly!

     

    As some of you have read I'm looking to buy a boat.

    This started off as something small like the smallest of tinnies for a bit of fun.

    Now with Mrs Tyke's guidance she is insisting on buying something larger like a half cab so we can have family days out ( I interpret that as 4 mates fishing).Apparently the craft has to look good and when I mentioned how much Moola that would set us back she was OK about it.:notworthy:

    I am expecting requests for make up holders and leopard skin seat covers next though.

     

     

    Now Mrs Tyke has suggested that I should learn to play golf as perhaps I may feel a little left out from the Galahs in here!!!!:swoon:

     

     

    Am I a lucky boy or what.

     

     

    To cap it off Mrs Tyke is going on hols back to the UK for a few weeks leaving me to my own devices.

    Apparently there is something called a "Freezer" chock full of nice meals and curries pre prepared.

     

    The only downside I can see at the moment is I have to learn how to use something called an "Iron"????;)

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    Guest Django
    The only downside I can see at the moment is I have to learn how to use something called an "Iron"????;)

     

    Don't worry one of the gallahs out there will show you how to use one. With a few hours down a driving range you will soon a master. ;):biglaugh::biglaugh:

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    Guest caoimhe

    Nice to see a man appreciate what he has in life in terms of his lovely wife

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    Guest CARMEN

    Hi Tyke

     

    Your Wife Is One Clever Lady - Shopping Trip For A Few Weeks And Then Training You How To Be Out Of The House, (and Never Get Under Her Feet Again):arghh: When She Gets Back - Your Lovely Wife Can't Lose;)

     

     

    ENJOY!

     

    LYNNE XX

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    Guest isandev

    You are one jammy b******d. Every time i go golfing I expect to see the wife crawling around in the rough with a sniper rifle!!! I am starting to believe that you are Adelaides answer to Roman Abramovitch, what is the mark up on a gallon of olive oil???

    Enjoy it mate you really are living the dream!!!!

     

    Gavin

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    Guest Guzzler&Sas
    The only downside I can see at the moment is I have to learn how to use something called an "Iron"????;)

     

     

    Not if you stick to your crimpolene slacks:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:,

     

    Guzzler

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    Guest Nick11
    I'm just sat here counting my blessings.

     

    I have a lovely wife and I make the proclamation publicly!

     

    As some of you have read I'm looking to buy a boat.

    This started off as something small like the smallest of tinnies for a bit of fun.

    Now with Mrs Tyke's guidance she is insisting on buying something larger like a half cab so we can have family days out ( I interpret that as 4 mates fishing).Apparently the craft has to look good and when I mentioned how much Moola that would set us back she was OK about it.:notworthy:

    I am expecting requests for make up holders and leopard skin seat covers next though.

     

     

    Now Mrs Tyke has suggested that I should learn to play golf as perhaps I may feel a little left out from the Galahs in here!!!!:swoon:

     

     

    Am I a lucky boy or what.

     

     

    To cap it off Mrs Tyke is going on hols back to the UK for a few weeks leaving me to my own devices.

    Apparently there is something called a "Freezer" chock full of nice meals and curries pre prepared.

     

    The only downside I can see at the moment is I have to learn how to use something called an "Iron"????;)

     

    Bless you my son!

    What a lovely bloke you are.

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    Guest Guest75
    'Lucky' - yes!

     

    'Boy'- Ha!

     

    Yours mockingly,

    LC:p

     

    A figure of speech my dear:p

     

    Perhaps I should have used "Child" instead;)

     

    Yours Double - Mockingly.

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    Guest Guest75
    Hi Tyke

     

    Your Wife Is One Clever Lady - Shopping Trip For A Few Weeks And Then Training You How To Be Out Of The House, (and Never Get Under Her Feet Again):arghh: When She Gets Back - Your Lovely Wife Can't Lose;)

     

     

    ENJOY!

     

    LYNNE XX

     

    Ooooeeerrr!!!!

     

    Never thought of it that way :)

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    Guest Guest75
    Don't worry one of the gallahs out there will show you how to use one. With a few hours down a driving range you will soon a master. ;):biglaugh::biglaugh:

     

     

    Trust you to see it that way.

     

    Not sure if I want any more deadly hand weapons in the house though.

     

    The rolling pin gets bigger as I get naughtier.!

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    Guest Guest75
    You are one jammy b******d. Every time i go golfing I expect to see the wife crawling around in the rough with a sniper rifle!!! I am starting to believe that you are Adelaides answer to Roman Abramovitch, what is the mark up on a gallon of olive oil???

    Enjoy it mate you really are living the dream!!!!

     

    Gavin

     

    :biglaugh: Nah - not him - he's ugly!!!

    Had to Google him.

     

    This is payback time after some very risky ventures in our early years.

    I'd never do what I did again in my previous life - or work the 7 days a week!!

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