talking dog for sale

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    A guy is driving around Dublin when he sees a sign in front of a house:

    "Talking Dog For Sale."

    He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there.

    "You talk?" he asks.

    "Yes," the Lab replies.

    "So, what's the story?"

    The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I

    was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda

    about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to

    country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one

    figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable

    spies for eight years running."

    "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting

    any younger so I decided to settle down.

    I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security

    wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

    "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of

    medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for

    the dog.

    "Ten euros." the man says.

    "Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so


    "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shite."

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